Me, myself, & Cody

I dreamed of my lost friend last night. And the dream was recurring, felt good seeing and speaking with him. It’s probably ‘cause I seen a tbt of him before bed on instagram. It kills me that he’s MIA, lost somewhere on drugs.

I miss my friend.

supagrover:

I stole my sweetest moves from Mr. Blonde.

supagrover:

I stole my sweetest moves from Mr. Blonde.

What is something you done you told yourself you wouldn’t do?

Whoa, this is an endless list.

Something I said I wouldn’t do and did was drugs. I mean I smoked weed but I always said I wouldn’t do anything hardcore, not even just to try something once. But I did. It didn’t stick as a recreational habit. I was young and exploring seemed adventurous. Lesson learned, I didn’t like it.

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Tell us about the time you had a close brush with death.

I can think of more than one incident but the one that stands out the most was a fire. We used to own a ranch in Mexico and would go there any chance we got, which was often. One particular year water was scarsed and nature was very dry. So on one summer day a wild fire broke out in the neighboring ranches. My dad didn’t hesitate to help others. We went along to help any way we could, whether it was stomping it down with shelves or dumping buckets of sand. We got distracted with helping we didn’t noticed the road closing in. My dad hurried us all to our huge van. You know that scene from Dante’s Peak when Pierce Brosnan drives on the lava and the wheels catch fire? It was something like that but our wheels didn’t all catch fire, and we were stuck probably for 60 seconds but it felt like an eternity. It was horrific. I thought we’d burn alive.

Thanks for question

suicidecasanova Uh, he cried ‘cause I called him out on his cheating lying ass. He thought his tears would be convincing.

futurelotterywinner School band, saxophone.

suicidecasanova Uh, he cried ‘cause I called him out on his cheating lying ass. He thought his tears would be convincing.

futurelotterywinner School band, saxophone.

Yes or No

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You can ONLY answer Yes or No. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks —  Copy and repost, delete my answers, then type in your answers.

Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? No
Totaled your car in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Had a close brush with death? Yes
Seen someone die? No
Played spin-the-bottle? Yes
Smoked a cigar? No
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Skipped school? No
Eaten a bug? No
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes
Rode [on] a motorcycle? Yes
Dumped someone? Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? No
Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? Yes
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No
Been in a band? Yes
Been on TV? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Skinny-dipped? No
Gave someone stitches? No
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? No
Fainted? No
Peed behind a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? Yes
Grabbed an electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Killed an animal when not hunting? No
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn’t? Yes
Been in handcuffs? No
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes

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You lose that bet Bradley!

One, the sound came from someone seating in the back of the room and B, I don’t fart! Now gimme my 5 bucks!

futurelotterywinner

You lose that bet Bradley!

One, the sound came from someone seating in the back of the room and B, I don’t fart! Now gimme my 5 bucks!

futurelotterywinner
How cute is this?!

How cute is this?!

Last night I went to a church meeting/class to prepare for a baptism. My bestie asked me to be godmother to her daughter and now we’re preparing to have everything ready for next month.

Small world the guy who is gonna be the godfather turns out to be cousin of her hubby and we’ve known each other since middle school and were inseparable in high school. We used to be close friends. He’s an awesome guy! Anywho while the class is going on someone rips a loud fart. The rest of room seemed to ignore it. I tried so hard to contain myself. I turned to look at my bestie’s hubby and his cousin, they were both trying to keep a straight face. As soon as the class was over we walked out and immediately broke out in the most loud exaggerated laugh (the 3 of us) while my bestie stood confused asking us what happened and why we were laughing.

I’m sorry but I’m one of those people whose maturity is put to the test and fails with a fart sound.

Getting ready for pt, all I have to do is just put on my glasses and flip flops and I’m ready.

This heat does not allow any makeup.

Getting ready for pt, all I have to do is just put on my glasses and flip flops and I’m ready.

This heat does not allow any makeup.

imfeelingrandy:

arelyanelly — New Business Venture?

I can never find anything with my name on it!Where can I find this? Looks like I’m gonna have to take a road trip for coffee to San Diego!

imfeelingrandy:

arelyanelly — New Business Venture?

I can never find anything with my name on it!

Where can I find this? Looks like I’m gonna have to take a road trip for coffee to San Diego!

M.I.A. - Paper Planes
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Paper Planes- M.I.A.

Word

Word

I posted this on Sunday on my ig.

Truth is I have crappy taste in beer. So I prefer to add clamato and tajin (among other ingredients) to make it taste better and it so happens to be a favorite drink of mine.

I posted this on Sunday on my ig.

Truth is I have crappy taste in beer. So I prefer to add clamato and tajin (among other ingredients) to make it taste better and it so happens to be a favorite drink of mine.